Clever As The Devil And Twice As Pretty!

chaange-theworld:

I’m the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.

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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:
yourpetdog:
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.

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feedmerightmeow:

I’m not bringing your food in the bed. This is not mothers day and you are not a mother.

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mjalti:

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

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sadangel2001:

WARNING!!!!! do NOT love me!!!! i am a huge disappointment!!’!!?

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johnnyjoestarrelatable:

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

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ninjagofan26:

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

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gaaramutual:

i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise

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timbllr:

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thatsthat24:

didney-worl-no-uta:
fibonacci-to-infinity:
CHRIS EVANS WAS THE SURFER GUY FROM THE OLD MYSTERY DATE GAME HOLY SHIT
YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM YOUR PAST
So the mystery was why has my date been cryogenically frozen for the past fifty years?

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squidyword:

squidyword:
stridward:
My salary is so shitty 😒
have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?
OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

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aughtpunk:

ludwigplayingthetrombone:
i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang
Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”
REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

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